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* THOMAS THE TAG ENGINE
Who said Maestro Mick was set in his ways?  Yes, the game was uglier than a room full of Tori Spellings but that's neither here nor there.
The important thing is that as the season unfolds deliciously like the wrapper of a McFeast Deluxe, Daisy Thomas is showing more strings to his bow than the London Philharmonic Orchestra.  His early work on Judd where he played a key part in our forward momentum was maggienificent.  He really is developing a 50/50 split between flair and hard work & the Woods are reaping the rewards.
 
* THE 'I SEE IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT EVEN THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IT' DEPT.
In this world nothing surprises me, Rove McManus' 3 Gold Logies for example, but Sir Leon of Neon's bold and bodacious bouncing boundary line baby was a bleedin' bewwwwwwwdy and it even took me by surprise.
 
* THE GOLDEN FIST
A great name for a fillum yes, but an even better name for a prestigious new award.
Yeah, the Brownlow is footy bling.  Sure, the Rising Star is good get.  And of course snagging a Copeland is a bit like Dudley Moore scoring with Bo Derek.

But how impressive does this sound:
TRIPLE GOLDEN FISTER NICK MAXWELL
Let's face it, he wins 08 posthumously & has 09 sewn up tighter than a tupperware girdle.  Besides, who wouldn't want a gold fist hanging around their neck?  Now that's fashion!
 
* THE 'P-JAC OWNS FEV' SHOW
Don't ya just love Presti?

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* CAROLINE WILSON (AGAIN!)
Is there anything she DOESN'T claim to know?
Apparently she's running the CFC now!

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Dear Hotrod,
Why is it that when the Bloose get pantsed by the Pies, Judd & Fevola pretend they have foot injuries?
P. Renton (Kealba)

It makes a change from their ex prez putting his in his mouth!
Hi Hotrod,
I'm really glad you gave 'Toothpaste' Toovey the credit he deserves last week.  I loved his running goal on Friday night.
Rebecca P (South Morang)
 
Too vee or not Toovey, that is the question.
And it's a question all Collingwood supporters must ask themselves.
Do they have what it takes to march in Toovey's Army?
Hello Hottie,
Just a thought mate. If the media called the Cats v Saints the game of the year & are now calling the Cats v Hawks the game of the year, it logically follows that a Cats v Cats match would be the game of the century doesn't it?
Kip Stone (Eltham)

It makes sense to me!
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