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* CHRIS 'THE HUMMER' DAWES
(aka THE AVALANCHE, THE BULL & (of course) DAWSEY)
But, if footballers were vehicles then this 10 game veteran would surely be a Hummer.  He's not just a one man gang, he's a one man Panzer Division!!  This guy is tough even in his sleep!  In fact, he's so tough dark alleys are scared of him!!  I'm scared of him and he's on OUR side!!!

His contribution over the past weeks cannot be undersold.  It ain't easy giving away inches at the centre bounce but, chipping in as a back up ruck, he has NEVER taken a backward step - a true Magpie.  I can feel another man crush coming on.........

* STACKS ON THE DILL
Okay, fess up Faithbookers, who didn't get their cheapies when all hell broke loose in the second quarter?  

I'm still laughing at the thought of all those Pie boys squashing that cheeky Richmond so and so like a banana sandwich in the bottom of a grade two's school bag.  Poor old Kingy was sweating like a Goth on a hot summers day after that.  It really makes you miss the Brodie Holland - Scott Camporeale shenanigans of yesteryear.

* THE BACK SIX
The Chinese just called, they want their great wall back!
Ya gotta love our back six.

* THE MAGIC MILLIONS
1,000,000+ bums on seats don't lie.

* GREG 'THE HAMMER' BAUM
Gotta give The Hammer a nod for describing 200 game boy, Leroy Brown, as a footballing jobber.  Which of course makes Sir Leon of Neon the Rey Mysterio of football and Jake King the Jamie Noble of AFL
 
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* LAST QUARTER FADE OUTS
The final couple of minutes were terrible!
Fancy resting on your laurels when you're over 100 points up!
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Hi Hotrod,
As a long time Collingwood supporter I'm not bluffin' with my muffin when I say Chris Dawes is my all time favourite player. I love his ability to play both ends.
Lady Gaga (Hollywood)

Couldn't agree more.  Not everybody can change the way they play so easily.

Howdy Hottie,
Melbourne's supporters (all three of them) think THEIR team name is "The Dees".  Wrong!
Try:  DIDAK  DAVIS  DAWES  DICK  DAISY  DANE  DAYNE
Go Dees!
Jane Black

(Insert Dr Hibbert from The Simpsons voice)
Why that's Deeeeeeeelicious Jane, errrrrhehehehe.
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