Status: Surely the umps can’t blame the credit crunch for that display!!

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Born: Black ‘n’ White

Interested in: Collingwood victories

Relationship status: Collingwood tragic

My friends:

Add as friend:

*JOHN ANTHONY
Disregarding the ‘small’ matter of a Collingwood defeat just how good did The Treasurer look out there?

I’m convinced there is nothing this bronzed Adonis can’t do.

When I was just a wee pup, I purchased myself (nah, truth is I knocked it off from my old footy club) a skin tight Collingwood jumper with the number 9 on the back – Fabulous Phil!!!

Now The Treasurer has a long way to go before he can be spoken of in the same breath as the aforementioned Collingwood Comet. But just watching him strutting around in Melbourne’s glorious afternoon sunshine did rekindle long lost memories of my first ‘special man love’ experience……which leaves me with quite a predicament.

I now find myself in a SML triangle – me, #32 AND #9!

I wonder what Brad Pitt would do?

* TRAVIS CLOKE’S LIME GREEN WARM UP BOOTS
They brought back memories. I once had a Sandman panel van the same colour.
Let’s hope, should he choose to wear them in a match, Beyonce Cloke has better
luck scoring with the green meanies than I did.

* THE NEW RUSHED BEHIND RULE
About time the AFL got one right.
 
Delete as friend:

* MATHEW NICHOLLS, JUSTIN SCHMITT & SIMON MEREDITH
Even though the Pies ridiculously slow start (even a Toro Rosso F1 car gets off the line quicker) was a major factor in the loss there can be no denying that the three whistlers loose lips did sink the Black ‘n’ White ship.

Inbox:

“Dear Hotrod, everybody thinks that I’ve gone crazy but I REALLY do believe the Pies can win the flag this year. What do you think?”

T.Cruise (Hollywood)

Hi Tom,
It’s still early days and anything is possible – Richard Wilkins’ television career for example!


“Dear Hotrod,  I’ve been a huge Magpie fan for years now. My friend Tom usually comes round to watch the games with me. The problem is every time Dids kicks a goal he starts jumping on my couch screaming and yelling about how much he loves him.
What can I do to stop him and do you know how to get shoe prints out of fabric?”

Oprah W (Hollywood)

To be fair Oprah, who doesn’t get excited when Dids does what Dids does?
By the way, it comes as no surprise to hear of your love of Pies.

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