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* JOSH 'CHUCKLES' FRASER
Like tears on a Bomber fan's cheeks, The Thin White Duke was EVERYWHERE on Fridee night. By game's end he'd had more tap outs than the annual Plumbers versus Nudists volleyball match. He'd also, quite possibly, played his finest one hunji and twenty minutes in the famous black 'n' white stripes.
Revenge might be a dish best served cold but at the Josh Fraser Carvery the Bombers were left eating a la carte. He was more amped than an Acker Dacker world tour but his Friday night deeds were neither dirty nor done dirt cheap. They were all class and more impressive than a fake tan at an albino health resort.
Not only that, TTWD even cracked it for a smile!!!! - which should count as a stat in his case.
* THE SECOND QUARTER SLAUGHTER
It was Fraser with the razor, Cloke with the choke, Harry with the carry and Dids gave them the skids. But when Daisy made the impossible possible with that incredible toe poke the world just seemed a much better place.
I know it was just the second quarter but you didn't have to be Richard Wilkins to go early with the Jeff Goldbombers obituary the Pies were that good.
* DENIS COMETTI
For this pearler about Swanny during his call: "Judging by his arm, he obviously likes a bit of needle."
* JIMMY STYNES
Yeah I know, wrong club but a top fella. Here's hoping for a speedy and successful recovery.
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* ROBERT WALLS
He was at it again during the week - talking the Pies up. "The Pies are hot," bleated Robbie in his latest column.
But I don't trust him!! In fact I think I trust one of Mad Mal's emails more. He must have some ulterior motive.
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Hi Hotrod,
As a long time Collingwood supporter I just want to say how much I loved watching them stick it to the Bombers. Those guys really do need to put their manners back in.
T. Cruise (Hollywood)
I couldn't agree more.
I don't know how anybody could barrack for the Bombers.
It's not science and it's not biology.
It's a bit of both, you know scientol.......errrr, you know what I mean.
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Hi Hotrod,
As a long time Collingwood supporter I just want to say how much I loved watching them stick it to the Bombers. But the shopping at the MCG is just terrible.
K. Holmes (Hollywood)
No it isn't.
You even get a choice of meat pies - cold or luke warm.
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Hi Hotrod,
As a long time Collingwood supporter I just want to say how much I loved watching them stick it to the Bombers. The Essendon fullback reminds me of a ranga Wiggle though.
Suri (Hollywood)
I know what you mean, Winderlich reminds me of Bart Simpson.
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