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*TLP (Part II)
As faithful Faithbookers will recall last week, this humble column implored our brave Black 'n' Whites to embrace:
THE LICURIA PRINCIPLE!
And embrace it they did (albeit a quarter and a half later than we'd hoped!)
Well, having watched the replay several times now with my patented Lic-o-Meter I am proud to announce that the player given the prestigious honour of being deemed most Licarish of the all sorts in Satdee night's titanic stoush is none other than..........
RUSTY SIDEBOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know it's too much to expect the young superstar to give us back to back Licuriaesque performances in crunch finals given his tender age but..........but I, and all Faithbookers, still expect it!
Coz.........
IN RUST WE TRUST!
* TEARS FOR FEARS
"Shout, shout, let it all out."
And didn't the Man With 3 Names do just that?! Rumour has it that The Treasurer's tears of joy are not only as rare as unicorn dung in a leprechaun's toilet, they also have magical if not mystical healing powers.
It is said just one drop of Jack Anthony's magnificent Magpie moisture can even cure the dreaded 'C' word.
That's right, Carlton!
But be careful Faithbookers, unscrupulous entrepreneurs are already selling fake tear drops on eBay and trying to pass them off as JA's jolly 'just kicked a goal' juice.
So, to avoid disappointment just send $899 (plus $2399 postage and handling) to Hotrod c/o - Lexusland and I'll send you out a whole water pistol full of the stuff.
But that's not all!
For just $399 more we'll also give you the Cameron Wood work out DVD.
But hurry. Stocks are limited.
* QUOTE US INTERUPTUS
"Sometimes in a game of footy, a coach's role is underplayed, often it is overplayed, and on Saturday night it was well played."
Mark Robinson (Herald Sun)
"Macaffer can bounce his way into history!!"
Anthony Hudson (Channel 10)
"Toovey with the tap."
Anthony Hudson (Channel 10)
"I contributed just a little bit and that's all that matters."
John Anthony (Man with 3 names & LEGEND!!!)
Inbox:
Hey Hottie,
Man, I hate that boundary umpire who pinged Meds for out of bounds. I just wanna ram that ball down his throat!
Hey wait a minute, we got away with that one!
S. Williams (New York)
Yeah, not a bad racket.
Although 30 years is a long time to wait for a square up.
Yo yo Hotrod,
That's nice n'all given Heath Shaw big ups but I just wanna say Beyonce's goal in third quarter just frizzled my shizzle. You know what I'm saying dawg?
Kanye W (Los Angeles)
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it Kanye coz normally it's to the left, to the left, everything he kicks in a box to the left.
• Got something you want to say or ask or just want to get something off you black and white chest? Then drop us a line at hotrodsfaithbook@gmail.com and we’ll attempt to keep that faith.
• And be aware that all correspondence is subject to defamation laws.
KEEP THE FAITH
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