Paul Robinson is one of the men behind the cult social media channels 'The Carlton Draft' and 'The Ressies Footballer'.
His Black and White passion is unquestionable, and the views represented in this article are solely his own and not representative of the Collingwood Football Club.
We’re back in the top four. This is nice. I could get used to it. I’m not too keen on leaving.
Just imagine being at the ‘G for a final this season. 95k screaming fans getting ready to watch us storm home for a 15-goal win… ahhhh, it’s the stuff dreams are made of.
Before we get too far ahead of ourselves, there’s a few more home and away matches. As a matter of fact, there’s one this weekend.
I mean this with no disrespect to the Gold Coast Suns and their fan, because I can imagine how hard it is to start a football side based in a state which is known for theme parks. There’s no way players are doing any form of recovery when you can go to Movie World post-match.
No Adam Treloar this week and possibly for the rest of the season. That breaks my heart. I’ve spent most of the week reading conspiracy theories online and what I’ve nailed it all down to is this…
The Gold Coast Suns, with the help of Donald Trump and the newly assigned SPACE FORCE, have hired drones from the military with infrared laser that shot beams into the hamstrings of Treloar and caused them to tear off the bone. How else do you explain him injuring BOTH hamstrings?!
Stay woke, Collingwood fans. The truth is out there and Donald Trump supports the Gold Coast. We see you, Donald.
Forget Treloar, keeping out the Mexicans and relations with North Korea. Trumpy and the Suns now need to figure out how they stop Steele Sidebottom, Jordan De Goey, Tom Phillips, Scott Pendlebury and Brodie Grundy on Saturday night.
One interesting piece of news out of the Gold Coast this week was that Tom Lynch is out for the season. The timing is intriguing. Will he sing the song with us when we win on Saturday night?
I’d like to think he’s a loyal clubman, so the answer would be yes. Consider it a warm up for next season when we sing it 25 times.
If we nail down and play our best footy this weekend, the young side on the Goldy won’t be able to match us. We’ll be too big, too strong and too quick.
If we don’t win this one by 10 goals… Well, I’ll eat my 20-year member scarf.
Donald Trump is a huge Gold Coast Suns fan. (Digitally altered image)
