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* GLOVEWORTHY - A SERIOUS QUESTION
I don't know about you Faithbookers, but whenever I've shelled out the folding stuff to purchase a pair of gloves the emphasis is on the PAIR. Like trams after a thirty minute wait they always come in twos. Which brings me to this major mitten musing.
The man with three names clearly only has use for the one hand warmer. Now, unless he lost the other one (unlikely) or just found one on the street (even more unlikely) there must have been a second one when he bought them. Shouldn't he give it to a team-mate for the greater Magpie good?
Of course he should.
And that team-mate should be P-Jac! How cool would Presti look with the one black glove?! Gloved bookends - Marlon Brando and Jimmy Dean - you know it makes sense.
* FIVE FANTASTIC FACTS ABOUT PRESTI YOU MAY NOT KNOW
(......and they must be true coz you read them on the internet!)
1. The solar system revolves around the sun but the sun revolves around Presti.
2. The episode of 'Celebrity Sale of the Century' featuring Presti was never screened after Presti never answered a single question but kept the other two contestants from scoring.
3. 'Prestigiacomo' literally translated from Latin means 'you have no chance kicking a goal on me chump'.
4. In the American Civil War the blue coats were fighting to abolish slavery. The grey coats, on the other hand, had a much nobler objective. They were fighting to change the nation's name to the United States of Presti.
5. Magicians the world over now use the phrase 'Hey Presti!' instead of 'Hey Presto!' - it's a much higher form of magic.
* TIP TOP TAP TWINS
Just how much good news can us Bucks lovin' Presti worshippin' Pie folk handle in one week?
First Celine Dion announces that she is expecting her second child and then the Woods announce The Thin White Duke is back on stage just in time for the finals!! The Stick and The Duke - The Tapestry Twins.
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* ALL THIS PREMIERSHIP TALK
Seen and heard it all before.
Looooooooooooong long way to go still.
Inbox:
Hi Hotrod,
I've heard a few people tell me that the GPS system that is used in most modern cars is actually modelled on Presti's brain. Can you confirm or deny?
Eric V (Epping)
Not only that Eric, there is a very strong rumour that the George Forman Grill is about to be renamed the Simon Presti Sizzler.
Hottie,
Just realised that our unheralded hero Tarks is the only bloke to feature in all 6 parts of Stats Central. And they say he's down on numbers compared to previous years' heights. I reckon he's a rock solid beauty.
R. Phillips
Everybody sing.........
"The Milky Bar Kid is tough and strong.
The Milky Bar Kid just can't go wrong.
The Milky Bar Kid only eats what's right.
That's oppo teams all day and night!"
He's like a shorter blonder Presti!
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