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* LEROY BROWN
Let's face it, if Brown of the Jonathan variety had kicked straight he would have had a big night out.  But equally so, if the Mighty Fightin' Multi Coached Lexus Driving Magpies had kicked straight the Brians would've gotten more smashed than a 17 year old at Schoolies!

After holding the Blues to their lowest score this season the Woods inflicted the Lions poorest second half return since those crazy stock broking days of the 80's when greed was good and Carrara was comical.

But back to Brown (our one).

Yes, his recruitment seemed more puzzling than a Rubic's Cube to a colour blind man despite MM's love of all things Jarrod Molloy.  And it's also true, that like any latest hairstyle on a ranga he'll never appear fashionable.  But he stands his ground and is NEVER bullied or intimidated.

He and his name sake butted heads like two grumpy wildebeest on the Serengeti Plains all night and the good Brown just wouldn't back down to the increasingly agitated bad Brown.  You just can't put a value on having somebody on the ground the opposition stand over merchants can't intimidate, rattle cower or silence.

* 'CRAZYHORSE BARHAM
Mad hair, mad stare, running like he just don't care.
Quick of toe, slick of mo, gets the ball and go, go, goes.
I'm pretty sure at the quarter time huddles he gets his very own white board coz I'm convinced nobody knows what he's gunna do when he gets the pill least of all Crazy Horse himself.  It's a good thing they have goal posts at each end of the ground otherwise the Crazy Horse wouldn't know when to stop running!

* THE 'I SEE IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT EVEN THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IT' DEPT (Part 2)
Fair dinkum, Sir Leon of Neon has had more top shelf schnapps than a Scandinavian wedding this season.  Add Toe-poke Thomas into the mix and poor old Meds almost looks boring these days!
 
* P-JAC'S POINTS
Ali, Schumacher, Presti.
P-Jac has officially become an icon.

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Dear Hotrod,
Given umpire Chamberlain is the same height as a jockey and he had to recall more bounces than Holden did Camiras, does that make him a shock jock?
K. Sandilands (Sydney)

It's a tough gig blowing a whistle & bouncing a ball. Try doing it at the same time!
Hello Hottie,
Do you think Presti will be All Australian full back this year? He is a legend.
Eli K (Preston)

Eli, to be honest, P-Jac is better than All Australian.
I actually think he should be the All Earth full back.
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