Shaken not stirred
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Born: Black 'n' White
Interested in: Collingwood victories
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* ALAN 'TOOTHPASTE' TOOVEY
It's true! It's true!!
His body looks like it was squeezed from a tube of toothpaste. Maybe that explains his ever expanding ring of confidence.
Who didn't love watching him burn off the ponce with the two tone bonce, Jason Akermanis?
Not only were his Macleans showing so were a clean pair of heels!
A bit of a buzz saying among the footy media types at the mo is 'break out year'. Well, in Toothpaste Toovey's case it's been a 'break in year' and, having broken into Mick's 22, he's like wino at a bus stop - you just can't budge him!
He really is living the dream. Let us all hope that dream includes Double T getting his rubbery mits on some silverware in a couple of months time.
* DIDAK'S 6 BOUNCES
Yes, he was more stuffed than Phar Lap by the fifth bounce but that's not the point.
Yes, he had more bounces than Alan Bond's cheque book but that's not the point either.
The point is it still ended in a goal to Sir Leon of Neon and therefore elevates the Croatian Sensation's wonderful fling down the wing to the rarefied status of other Black 'n White instant classics - namely Manassa and McGuane.
* SPARKY'S GOAL
I'll be honest.......I had my eyes closed.
* SIR LEON of NEON'S THIRD STANZA BONANZA GOAL EXTRAVAGANZA
I'll be honest.......I had my eyes open.
* THE PIES-THAGORUS THIRD QUARTER THEOREM
Swan in the square + Didak in the square = Davis in the goal square!
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* KEVIN SHEEDY
Couldn't he have messed with the Richmond supporter's minds just that little bit longer?
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Hiya Hotrod,
I heard my Magnum P.Is.....no wait, I mean Magpies won again. That's just swell.
I couldn't stop jumping on my couch when I got the news. In fact I jumped so high
I hit my head on the ceiling fan. Now I look like Barry Hall.
T. Cruise (Hollywood)
That's great mate.
Now if they make a remake of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest you should get the part.
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Hi Hotrod,
Long time reader, first time sycophant. I just wanted to say how much I love your work and ask if Josh Fraser and Dale Thomas had a baby, would it look like Bruno?
Jeremy (South Yarra)
I'm not sure Jezza,
But I reckon if Leroy Brown and Dane Swan had a kid it would look like a HK Holden panel van
with murals.
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Hi Hotrod,
Can I suggest whenever O'Brien goes for one of those magnificent surging runs, the crowd at the ground immediately breaks into a chant of:
"Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry!"
J Springer (Connecticut)
It works for me!
KEEP THE FAITH
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