Collingwood has cruised to its third straight victory, spoiling the milestone night of former coach Mick Malthouse with a 75-point thumping of a lacklustre Carlton at the MCG on Friday night.
Malthouse coached his 715th VFL/AFL game to break a record set by former Collingwood coach Jock McHale that had stood for 66 years, but the triple-premiership mentor had little to smile about as the Pies ran rampant in the 18.12 (120) to 6.9 (45) result.
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Collingwood improved its record to 4-1 for the season and continued to take advantage of a favourable early draw, with three of those wins coming over St Kilda, the Brisbane Lions and Carlton, teams unlikely to figure in finals contention this season.
While Carlton could be forgiven for being totally outclassed, its effort was again found wanting.
The Blues were beaten in possessions (375-297) but also tackles (81-47), and looked a dysfunctional outfit as they slumped to 1-4.
On the flipside, the Magpies continued their impressive form under Malthouse's protege Nathan Buckley, with their fourth win built on the back of seven unanswered majors either side of half-time.
ANZAC Day Medallist Paul Seedsman continued his stellar start to the year for the Pies before he was substituted with a suspected left hip problem in the third quarter, while skipper Scott Pendlebury (32 touches and two goals) racked up possessions at will.
After starting the week in a moon boot, Dane Swan shrugged off ankle concerns and improved as the match went on, with strong support from Adam Oxley.
The party-pooping Pies had winners all over the ground, but Carlton struggled to find a single player who convincingly beat his man.
Tom Bell and last round's AFL Rising Star nominee Patrick Cripps had a crack, while Sam Rowe battled manfully on inaccurate Pies spearhead Travis Cloke (2.3).
But there were few other contributors, with the horror night summed up by last week's five-goal hero Lachie Henderson held statless by Jack Frost before he was substituted with a suspected hamstring issue in the third term.
Going 4-1 with a win over the old rival on a Friday night feels like… #gopies pic.twitter.com/oLzh6LNFmy
— Collingwood FC (@CollingwoodFC) May 1, 2015
Apart from Carlton's dismal effort, the evening's talking point came during a pre-game function, when Malthouse shook hands and appeared to call a truce with Eddie McGuire after the master coach's acrimonious split from the Pies at the end of 2011.
Malthouse led Collingwood in 264 games and to the 2010 flag, after his coaching journey started at Footscray (132 games) in 1984 and continued at West Coast, where he won the '92 and '94 premierships during a 218-game stint.
SONG: Watch the players celebrate after Friday night's win.
Fittingly, Malthouse received a rousing reception from both clubs' supporters when he and his family led the Blues onto the darkened MCG before the match.
But with the formalities over, his attention quickly turned to upsetting his former club.
Malthouse had never beaten the Pies in four previous attempts as Carlton coach, and there were worrying signs from the moment key defender Michael Jamison (calf) was a late withdrawal.
Belt it out! Congrats to @CoreyGault44, too, who hasn't had a @Gatorade shower after a victory until now #gopies pic.twitter.com/dSXH8GUHzP
— Collingwood FC (@CollingwoodFC) May 1, 2015
After kicking only two goals in the first half, Carlton did little to save face after the main break, and plenty of the 71,759 supporters had left when Malthouse was clapped from the ground by a guard of honour after the final siren.
He will have to search for win number 407 (McHale won 467) against the bottom-placed Brisbane Lions at Etihad Stadium in round six, while the Pies return to the MCG next Friday night against Geelong.
COLLINGWOOD 4.4 8.9 14.11 18.12 (120)
CARLTON 1.1 2.3 5.6 6.9 (45)
GOALS
Collingwood: Elliott 2, Cloke 2, Pendlebury 2, Blair, Oxley, Goldsack, Dwyer, Adams, Gault, White, Crisp, Swan, Karnezis, Varcoe, Grundy
Carlton: Wood 2, Bell, Simpson, Armfield, Ellard
BEST
Collingwood: Pendlebury, Oxley, Swan, Elliott, Grundy, Crisp, Adams
Carlton: Bell, Rowe, Cripps, Judd
INJURIES
Collingwood: Seedsman (hip)
Carlton: Henderson (hamstring), Jamison (calf) replaced in the selected side by Warnock
SUBSTITUTES
Collingwood: Paul Seedsman replaced by Patrick Karnezis in the third quarter
Carlton: Lachie Henderson replaced by Blaine Boekhorst in the third quarter
Reports: Nil
Umpires: Rosebury, Hosking, Ryan
Official crowd: 71,759 at the MCG
Lachie Henderson with 5.1 vs the Saints. At halftime tonight? 0 kicks, 0 handballs, 0 marks, 1 tackle. Jack Frost take a bow. #AFLPiesBlues
— Sam Landsberger (@SamLandsberger) May 1, 2015